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…eed some stuck-up little prick with a white coat and a fancy degree telling me how to live my life. It’s not like I’ve never had painful lesions on my genitals before.
Patrick Metzger
Sarah Paris
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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