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The elephant let go with little warning, expelling 200 pounds of dung and knocking Riesfeld to the ground, where he hit his head on a rock. The elephant evacuated his bowels completely, and about an hour later a watchman found the unlucky zookeeper buried in a pile of elephant excrement.
Jean Campbell
Sarah Paris
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What a way to goπ€¦ββοΈππ
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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