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If she’d simply comply with House rules and wear her mask, we’d have the added bonus of not having to see her wretched, smirking face, and I don’t know about you, but that’s what I call a real public service.
Chris Zappa
Sarah Paris
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Those scary, soulless eyes, though!
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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