This should be on a tee shirt. You'll make millions off of shwag. Millions, I tell you!

… to get laid, and we’d spray ’em with the hose and bombard them with pine cones from the tree fort. Kids today will never experience the joy of cock-blocking semi-feral canines.
Things I Grew Up With That Seem Weird As Fuck Now
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Sarah Paris
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This should be on a tee shirt. You'll make millions off of shwag. Millions, I tell you!
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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