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The hygienist du jour greeted me in a bubbly fashion, like she was welcoming me to Disneyland. A little too ebullient for 8 a.m. Just more evidence supporting my theory about the Forrest Gump School for Dental Hygienists. Anoth…
Susan Brearley
Sarah Paris
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This is the worst🤦♀️😄
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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