The fruit? Or someone with whom you’re out to dinner?🤔😂

…o monetize my “likes.” I can imagine that if I, along with many others, highlight the phrase “eating lots of dates is good for your complexion” then we’ll all start getting notifications from date growers and marketers, skin care product maker…
I Will Only Highlight Lines in Stories Already Highlighted by Others
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The fruit? Or someone with whom you’re out to dinner?🤔😂
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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