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…ve connected on Insta or Snap or WhatsApp or some platform that’s too hip for me to know about, and our lives would be virtually intertwined til one of us died or lost our wifi.
Patrick Metzger
Sarah Paris
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So scary but true
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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