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I only go shopping when I absolutely have to, like when autumn is coming and I don’t have a single pair of pants that fits, because the one pair I owned that still fit were worn so often that holes developed in the inseam.
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Sarah Paris
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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