Only the soulless would disrespect a pizza (& pineapple, for that matter) by choosing this combo

I don’t even like my pizzas with pineapple. The Hawaiian way is not the smart move. Feat: Admiral Nelson and ABBA.
No Tulsi, You Cannot Simply ‘Aloha’ Your Way Through Geopolitics
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Sarah Paris
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Dec 22, 2024
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Only the soulless would disrespect a pizza (& pineapple, for that matter) by choosing this combo
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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