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watch it because h…ow Ron DeSantis came out with some dumb commercial after spending all of twenty minutes in the city, but I refuse to watch it because his stupid face gives me nightmares. When I told a work acquaintance where I was going, he joked, “Hopefully you won’t get shot,” cement…
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Sarah Paris
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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