Mmm… secreted face poop🤣

The secret to long-lasting beauty, where you still possess a face, is restraint. Don’t try to make your pores go away. If your pores vanish, there’s no place for your face to secrete face poop and you’ll be dead in a week.
If You Want to Be Beautiful, Don’t Pee
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Mmm… secreted face poop🤣
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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