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14. You walk into my apartment and I think to myself, “You’re uglier than I remember?” and immediately suppress that thought. I flip to host mode, my Do you want water? personality. I stare at the back of your head on my pillo…
Harris Sockel
Sarah Paris
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Lol. I've definitely been there
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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