InThe HavenbyMiss Catherine La Grange, spinsterDeSantis Rips Jesus For Being WokeFirst he took on the Magic Kingdom. Now it’s the Kingdom of Heaven.Sep 1, 2023156Sep 1, 2023156
InSlackjawbyJack HandeyYoung LoveI am 58 years old. My fiancee, Holly, is 18.Sep 23, 2024249Sep 23, 2024249
InDoctor FunnybyKristen StarkI Found the World’s Most Obnoxious Job ListingAnd I’m going to mock it without mercyAug 20, 2024257Aug 20, 2024257
InDoctor FunnybyKristen StarkI Found Another Annoying Job ListingLet’s dissect itSep 11, 2024119Sep 11, 2024119
InMuddyUmbyAine HuntShort Stories Written by the Worst Guy in Your Creative Writing ClassHe’s not open to constructive criticism, by the wayJan 16, 202434Jan 16, 202434
InFanfarebySimon DillonTen Movie Title MashupsA smidgen of celluloid silliness to get you gigglingDec 26, 202331Dec 26, 202331
InMuddyUmbyAmy SeaAre You There, God? It’s Me, Ivanka By Judy BlumeAm I my father’s keeperNov 9, 202333Nov 9, 202333
InFrazzledbyJeremy BlachmanI’m Sorry, But None of the Items on Your School Supply List Exist on the Planet EarthI have given up on finding three purple pebbles. I cannot provide an authentic eagle’s nest.Aug 14, 202361Aug 14, 202361
InThe Belladonna ComedybyDani BostickPitchfork Reviews Your Kids’ Living Room PerformanceAinsley and Noah’s Live from the LR is a sonic ambush that redefines house folk.Apr 14, 202323Apr 14, 202323
InMuddyUmbyRobert HoffmanBeginners Guide to Recovery from Imaginary Drinking GamesOne shot, two shots. Red shot, blue shots.May 3, 20224May 3, 20224
InThe Coop ScoopbyAlex CooperWe Respectfully Reject Your Memoir Because You’re Boring as ShitA literary agent has had enoughApr 26, 202210Apr 26, 202210
InMuddyUmbyAndrew RodwinHi! My Name is Andrew and I’m a HumoristWe admitted we were powerless over humor — that our lives had become uproariousMar 16, 202221Mar 16, 202221
InMuddyUmbyJudy MillarSilent But Deadly? What Your Farting Style Says About YouIncluding “The Art of the Silent Fart” and historical fart poetryFeb 21, 202224Feb 21, 202224
InMuddyUmbyGary ChapinMaybe We DO Need Some Stinking Badgers!Ya ever think of that, Mr. Smarty?Feb 13, 20227Feb 13, 20227