Jack Handey is on Medium!!! This is the beautiful, beautiful miracle I needed so much. You are phenomenal!

And, as an avid SNL fan in my preteen and teenage years, your humor shaped my own in profound ways. I still own all of the Deep Thoughts books and they still make me laugh so hard I cry. As did this piece.

I even wrote about you a few months ago (I'll obnoxiously drop the link in a separate comment, and I hope I didn't get anything wrong). I'm geeking out right now.

Thank you for sharing your absurd observations and brilliance with the rest of us. I can't quite articulate how much your humor has helped me. I'm currently performing the Snoppy dance, I'm so nerdy and happy right now.