I've seen the moose here in Colorado (messe?

… ten degrees. Ten degrees is the temperature you chill vodka at, not something you walk outside in. I expect to see moose and penguins walking past my window any time now.
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Sarah Paris
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Jan 24, 2025
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I've seen the moose here in Colorado (messe? Mooses? 😂), but a Penguin would almost make the arctic freeze worth it
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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