Sarah Paris
Feb 9, 2022

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I'm sad QAsquirrel got to you, man. They're in on everything WITH the chipmunks. After squirrels killed my grandma & attempted to murder my brother, I decided to direct my studies toward only squirrel demilitarization. After a bachelor's, master's, & P.h.D. in squirrel studies, I assure you--the threat is real

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Sarah Paris
Sarah Paris

Written by Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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