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…y buddy assures me it was just a chubby bearded drunk). Nevertheless, it was exciting to think that Rob Schneider or Tara Reid could walk in the door any minute.
Patrick Metzger
Sarah Paris
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I thought you said celebrities🤔😂
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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