I prefer a bowl on the floor

Getting single people to come with you can be tricky. They can be cautious, so try to win them over with candy. Starbursts are always good. Chocolate too. Don’t get too close to them or you’ll scare them away. Unwrap the treat and toss it to their feet. They’ll get on hands and knees and eat.
Yes, Single People Can Be Helped Any Day of The Year
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Sarah Paris
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Feb 5, 2022
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I prefer a bowl on the floor
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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