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…oblem to have, but it means I have been stricter than ever in what ends up in this monthly top ten. Therefore, the smugness you may experience as a result of recognition by the Dillon Empire may increase proportionally. That is understandable. If chosen, I suggest you revel in the sheer illustriousness of my hallowed s…
Simon Dillon
Sarah Paris
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I live for the smugness
Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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