I humbly accept this magnificent honor and will live up to the responsiblities it entails.

Speaking of knights, His Imperial Majesty has decided to bestow upon Sarah Paris, also occasionally referred to as Sarah the Seer, a Dillon Empire knighthood. Henceforth, her full title is Sir Sarah Paris, Sir Sarah the Seer, or Sir Sarah Paris the Seer, although that last one doesn’t roll off the tongue quite so nicely. At any rate, this honour is bestowed for consistent excellence in her many contributions to Dillon Picks. Here’s another sample for your reading pleasure, the darkly hilarious reflections of a cult leader parent whose rebellious child simply won’t drink blood or worship the undead.
Dillon Picks July 2022
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I humbly accept this magnificent honor and will live up to the responsiblities it entails. Yours in Loyalty, Sir Sarah
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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