I commandeered "Velveeta Voldemort" from a friend...I think it's my favorite thus far

I was going to write a cute little satire piece about the latest mayhem headed our way from the tiny-handed orange god of chaos. But the more I thought about it, the less funny it seemed.
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Feb 14, 2025
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I commandeered "Velveeta Voldemort" from a friend...I think it's my favorite thus far
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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