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My son, the sole fruit of my loins, arrived at a time in my life when most men are more focused on funding their retirement than changing diapers.

Face It — Your Children Are Obnoxious
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Patrick Metzger

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Sarah Paris
Sarah Paris

Written by Sarah Paris

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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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