Fecal Reward is now the name of my new death metal band.

…hopper felt such rage at his shitting a brick being demoted to a french banquette that he threw his fecal reward into the crowd. Then, he used his belly to hide his tears and raced through the locker room, despon…
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Jun 10, 2021
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Fecal Reward is now the name of my new death metal band.
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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