Sarah Paris
Nov 3, 2021

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Do you have a layaway plan? What about a sub-package for "friends" in other countries? I was disappointed to see a one-star Yelp review: "Patrick did not offer me sushi when I paid for a night at a burger joint. Also, although I complained about the rain on our walk to the restaurant, he didn't perform a ritual to stop it. The kicker though: When I shot a text to confirm our plans, he responded 'K.' 1 out of 5 stars. I will not be back! Definitely would not recommend."

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Sarah Paris
Sarah Paris

Written by Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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