Sarah Paris
Aug 21, 2021

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Dear Sirs or Madams, I just read your stories, and think your (it pained me to spell this incorrectly, by the way) a great writer! I’d like to help you publish your book, with a guaranteed 250k advance. First, though, I will need your bank’s routing number, checking account, driver’s license, and social security number. I can’t wait to change your life! Keep writing. Love, Stephen King

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Sarah Paris
Sarah Paris

Written by Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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