Aug 21, 2021
Dear Sirs or Madams, I just read your stories, and think your (it pained me to spell this incorrectly, by the way) a great writer! I’d like to help you publish your book, with a guaranteed 250k advance. First, though, I will need your bank’s routing number, checking account, driver’s license, and social security number. I can’t wait to change your life! Keep writing. Love, Stephen King