Brilliant line!

… Ralph fills the moped with leaded gas, unties my shoelaces, and begins to sob. I feel no sympathy. My eyelids turn into hummingbirds, fly off my face, and file taxes in the state of Wyoming.
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Sarah Paris
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Aug 16, 2021
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Brilliant line!
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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