Bastards!

… concluded that someone had definitely been at it with a lawnmower. Not competently, to be honest — they’d done a sloppy job, running their equipment up and down my little patch of grass maybe four times and not even attempting to get to the area around the tree.
Mystery Strangers Cut My Lawn
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Sarah Paris
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Sep 5, 2024
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Bastards!
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Written by Sarah Paris5.4K Followers
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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