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Every time I use the word ‘boost-worthy,’ I think of that episode from Seinfeld where Elaine evaluates her dates to decide if they are sponge-worthy.

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Sarah Paris
Sarah Paris

Written by Sarah Paris

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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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