“It shall come to pass, in the seventh millennium of time, that the Dillon Empire will send forth its gaze unto the shadow realms of Medium. And there shall be gathered unto the Empire those writers whose hearts are noble and true; the remnant who stand their ground in the face unrelenting hustle porn, listicular vapidity, professional offence, virtue-signalling, pseudo-activism, earnings humble-brags, and useless advice from those with no experience whatsoever. These faithful few, consistently placing their writing with courage and fortitude amid the avalanche of the insufferable, shall be accounted worthy of mention in the monthly chronicles of Dillon Picks.”
