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I hate to break this to you, but when you say someone was “balling their eyes out,” you’ve either just said that they’re taking their eyes out of their head and rolling them up into a ball, or that they’re… ahem… having sex with their eyes so much that their eyes have come out.
Melissa Balick
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Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Looper features writer. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.
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