🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Oh my dear God. How is this real?! "Thos is an wbtry level position with low pay. But we implore you--don't apply unless you have accumulated experience almost 3xs more than the amount of time we've been in business. Oh! And we need a 'rockstar' who thinks outside the box and understands that we're all family here."